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Episode 40: The Miss Dark Elf Vice Guild Master, and…Middle Part
Author Note:
Now then, since I didn’t write ero, next time will have ero.
TL Note:
Weird changes in perspective midway through. Caution is advised.
Spending the time with my wives and daughters until morning, I, whose body had completely recovered its strength and vigour, arrived at the guild the next day.
Of course, I didn’t come here to accept a request.
I came in order to thoroughly corrupt that Vice Guild Master.
“Fuhahaha, don’t underestimate me. If I bet everything, then I’ll stand above you bastards.”
“Yes❤ Sphia will follow you wherever you go❤”
“Master has made a chuuni-like declaration again. Well, I’m also at fault since I follow him despite this.”
“Wait, Celica. Kou-chan is everyone’s Master, so what kind of cheeky thing are you trying to pull all by yourself~”
“High, w-wait, Ran! That’s not funny, so–ah, ah, ngh❤”
“My lord is always so cool❤”
Since the place was chaotic, I ignored them and entered the guild.
Upon entering the guild, there was a tavern that wasn’t talked about last time, as well as a counter where young receptionist women were accepting quests.
When entering inside, the voices and sounds coming from the surrounding adventurers stopped all at once.
It was silent.
“………”
It was a situation that could be described as abnormal, wherein no one spoke and even sound had completely vanished.
Indeed, it was way too conspicuous.
Everyone was alerted by the rookie that completely stopped a single blow from that guild master, as well as the monster who easily defeated the Rank B adventurer, Garius.
When I calmly walked towards the front of the counter where the familiar young woman receptionist was, the adventurers that were lined up in the queue withdrew.
And then, I arrived before the counter.
“Hiigh!! I…is there anything I c…can do for you?”
“Yeah, I came to accept a request, as well as to meet the Vice Guild Master, but…”
“P…please wait a moment.”
Saying this, the receptionist young woman, Tsuyuki, bounded towards the Guild Master’s room with lightning speed.
Arriving at the Guild Master’s room, Tsuyuki, who cried as she fell down 3 times in her excessive haste, entered.
“W-What’s wrong, Tsuyuki?”
The ones inside were two people: the surprised Guild Master Cornelius and the Vice Guild Master Sara.
Apparently, as though the situation had turned quite dire, the duo waited for Tsuyuki’s words as their cheeks twitched.
“The monster has come again…”
In the face of these words, the two began to hold their heads.
Tsuyuki’s spirit has thoroughly been destroyed by that monster up until the brink of destruction (because Kou held back). She was persuaded by the two to stay when she said she would quit as a receptionist, though.
They didn’t think that the monster would once again go to Tsuyuki’s queue.
“Understood, I’ll deal with it.”
As though preparing himself for death, the Guild Master tried to go, but Tsuyuki’s words stopped the two in their tracks.
“The monster told me that he has business with the Vice Guild Master.”
Guild Master’s Perspective
Although an atmosphere of ‘tell us that quicker’ flowed, rejecting the reality here would be considerably bad. There’s a good chance that the monster will go crazy if I went out.
Sara was the Vice Guild Master and also my wife. However, my heart is pained by the fact that we haven’t held each other even once due to a certain characteristic of mine.
However, if I were to order this, then it would be the same as I handing the death sentence to Sara. What should I do?
However, completely understanding my worries, Sara spoke.
“I understand. I shall go.”
With a resolute attitude, Sara left the Guild Master’s room.
Why did I not stop her at this time even though she may die would become something I regret.
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“……”
Inside of the guild where not a single person made a sound, the man who was standing calmly and naturally, Hashima Kouji AKA Kou waited, unconcerned about the surrounding gazes as though they were like air.
Aaah, I want to hurry up and make that plump body mine.
Filled with that desire, he didn’t bother with something like the surrounding gazes. In the face of the something that could be called ambition emanating from him, everyone was rendered unable to speak.
“Thank you for waiting.”
Protagonist’s Perspective
As though finally being able to breath from these words, the adventures began to breath in and out with a *huff* *huuuffff*. Oi, don’t puke, you fucking pigs.
Although I was about to become angry, I stopped to look at that plump, bouncy dark ero-fu…elf that entered my line of sight.
“Now then, Kou-san. For what business did you call for me, the Vice Guild Master?”
“Nah~ My wives were really upset by that Guild Master, who you stopped.
Since I couldn’t ask to kill the Guild Master, I was able to somehow soothe them by saying that I would get the Vice Guild Master to take responsibility, so I’d like the Vice Guild Master to take some quests together~”
As the entirety of his speech and conduct had no intention of smoothing things over, he was looking down on everyone in this guild.
“Um…which request would we be taking?”
Sara was dripping with cold sweat as she waited for his words.
“Aah, this one.”
What he showed was a request for pest control, an F-Rank one at that. To put it frankly, it was belittling the Vice Guild Master. Even though it was a request that did not match up to her capability-
She understood from that wanted poster and every single one of the words that he spoke that her caution had to be raised to its maximum degree.
“Understood, I will go.”
His smile looked eerie.
The place she finally reached together with him was a certain isolated house. The old lady who lived there was quite a famous and eccentric person.
Fufufu. Whether or not you know it’s a trap, the path that you will follow has already been decided.
I knocked on the door of the isolated house.
After a while, the one who came out was an old woman of about 70 years…goh!?
Ow…I’m sorry.
“Who are you?”
“Ah, I’m from the guild, but I came because I saw the request.”
Sara replied resolutely.
“Aah, I hate bugs, you see~ Since those bugs have infested the basement, I’m quite troubled.”
“Understood. The reward is 5 copper coins, yes?”
She may be feeling a sense of crisis regarding what’s going to happen from here on, but it’s already too late. After all, you’re now the butterfly inside of the spider’s nest.
Author Note:
Next time will have depictions of tentacles and gore.
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Dominant Programmer 
Of course, Dark Ero-fu in this context could also be a pun for Dark Ero-Married Woman, since Sara is married, so it could be fu for “married woman” rather than fu for “woman/lady”
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